i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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