When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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