girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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