Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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