..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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