He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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