eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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