fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I have tasted many bathrooms
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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