So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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