fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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