omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
She swung at the pinata with crutches
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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