I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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