all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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