the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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