In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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