I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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