I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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