The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This house was built for laser tag.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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