This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Terrible idea I love it
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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