i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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