why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
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