Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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