I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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