I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
When are your genitals available?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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