Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(804): View more from Virginia

Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.

(571): View more from Virginia

was that a mass text??

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(810): View more from Michigan

Whats the count minus fat chicks?

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(519): View more from Ontario

Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.

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(316): View more from Kansas

I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.

(1-316): View more from Kansas

That's how you know you deserve to be a senior

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(661): View more from California

It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring

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(719): View more from Colorado

Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"

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(949): View more from California

It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??

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