YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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