She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
last night I used snow as a chaser
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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