This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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