How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Welp...herpes.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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