She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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