Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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