Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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