He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize