Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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