Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sponge bath it is.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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