Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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