Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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