yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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