Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
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