Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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