Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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