it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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