I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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