He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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