What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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