Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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