He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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