So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
