but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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