He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
should my penis look like a turkey
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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