i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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