omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
please don't ironically join a cult
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