check it out our google latitudes are spooning
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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