So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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