So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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