would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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